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THE WADZONE
BABYYYY!!!!!!!
"WHAT'S THE WADZONE????" YOU MAY ASK. WELL GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FUCKING DICK
EXPLODED AND YOUR DUMBASS PANTS KNOCKED OFF OF YOUR BODY YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!!! THE
WADZONE IS WHERE I'LL BE REVIEWING WADS AND SHARING MY OWN, IF I EVER MAKE ANY!!!
 DOOM [WAD AUTHOR: iD SOFTWARE | UPLOADED DECEMBER 10, 1993]
THE FIRST WAD WE WILL BE REVIEWING IS.... WHAT THE FUCK???? DOOM 1??? YOU CANT JUST REVIEW THAT!!!!
WELL, YES I CAN, AND WILL!!! I HAVE RECENTLY FINISHED DOOM 1 VIA GZDOOM AND I WANT TO MAKE MY FEELINGS ON IT KNOWN.... I LOVE DOOM 1!!!!! IT'S A CLASSIC GAME THAT I THINK STARTED THE FRANCHISE WITH AN AMAZING FORMULA THAT THE OTHER DOOM GAMES LATER PERFECTED! THERE ARE SOME LEVELS I REALLY QUITE DISLIKE, OR THAT FRUSTRATE ME, OR I FIND CONFUSING... THE PRICE TO PAY FOR BEING BAD AT DIRECTIONS. OTHERWISE, I THINK DOOM 1 IS AN AMAZING GAME EVEN IN 2025 AS SOMEONE WHO NEVER GREW UP WITH IT!!!! I WOULD RECCOMEND DOOM 1!!
LET'S DISCUSS THE RATING SYSTEM FOR THE WADZONE BEFORE I GIVE YOU MY RANKING. ILL BE REVIEWING WADS FROM A KABLAM TO A KABLOOEY!!!! SO BASICALLY A 5 STAR SYSTEM. KABLAM - KABOOM - KAPOW - KERBLOW - KABLOOEY!!!! AND I GIVE DOOM 1 A BIG FAT KERBLOWWWW!!!!! NOT PERFECT, BUT REALLY QUITE AMAZING!!!!! YOU CAN GET DOOM 1 AT ANY ONLINE STORE ON ANY CONSOLE YOU PLAY ON. PLAY IT, THAN GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE WADZONE AND READ MY NEXT REVIEW, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
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